After a long night of fighting crime, Indianapolis police officer Todd Johnson finally arrived at his secluded home along the outskirts of the city.

"Every day it's the same thing," Todd said. "Day in, day out. Patrol the streets. Help old ladies across the street. Arrest the crooks. This police routine is getting lame. I wish I could find a real adventure. Somewhere out in space would be cool. Perhaps an adventure will come my way."

Todd walked towards the backyard to his private hangar. As he slowly opened the door, the bright sunlight shone on a large, weathered plane with large Greek letters on the nose and wings. "Ah, I remember when I used to fly TauNuSigma's Airplane over the valley, and dream that I was actually in a military dogfight, or fly to some mysterious volcanic island."

Unfortunately, reality brought Todd back to his senses, and he sadly began walking to the front door of his house. Todd noticed something fall from the sky a few hundred yards away. He walked over to the place where the object had fallen. Upon arrival, Todd saw a small scroll lying on the ground. He picked it up and read the following: